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Life Lesson # 1- The Fairness of the Fart

11 Oct

Beware the Covered Wagon

Some days i like to stretch out my bones in the backseat of the car and unbeknown to me a little toot may escape from my backside. Next thing I know my folks are rolling down the window, dry gagging and calling me a “stinky little brute.”

Now this is where i am confused. When dad lets a monster fart go (I’m a gentlemen..i like mine soft and subtle) he lifts his one butt cheek, smiles and then turns to me and says “that’s what I’m talking about Benny.”

Would someone please explain the bizarre behaviour to me??

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Posted by on October 11, 2011 in Life Lessons

 

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One response to “Life Lesson # 1- The Fairness of the Fart

  1. Ali (@barleyandali)

    October 17, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    Hahahaha oh Benny, you’re hilarious! Barley completely agrees!

     

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