I have very little self control. When I find something that I really like I will continue to demolish it or consume it until something crazy happens. For example, I will sometimes eat so much grass that i will eventually throw it up or I will chase a cat even knowing the end result will be me with a bloody nose.
If an ant looks up at me and give me the stink eye, i will stomp him dead. If dad is eating a juicy steak sandwich, I will drool excessively. If the garbage is smelling like it needs someone to root through it..I am the guy for the job.
These are things i can not control. I have tried for short periods of time (about 6 seconds) to control my impulses but thus far have been unsuccessful.
But truth be told…I think self control is over rated.