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10 Rules I Love to Break…

07 Nov

Here are my 10 Favorite Rules I Love to Break.

Don’t sniff guests butts- How else am I suppose to get to know these people?

No Begging- YA RIGHT!

No Stepping on Grandpas Head- It’s Huge and hard to avoid.

Stay off the couch- Sleep on the floor…ppleeaassse!

No Chasing Cats- Biologically impossible- I am a beast and they are the demons!

No chewing on Dad’s channel changer- Dads fault for putting it at mouths reach.

No drinking out of the toilet- perfectly good water source.

No nibbling on Uncle Lees Ears- My wrestling foe needs a good nibble.

No Partying after 10pm- Eye Contact= Party Time

No dry humping my stuffies- They need to know whose large and in charge

SOMETIMES IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BAD!

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2 Comments

Posted by on November 7, 2011 in Life Lessons

 

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2 responses to “10 Rules I Love to Break…

  1. Ali

    November 7, 2011 at 7:35 am

    Well said, Benny…. well said!

     
  2. rumpydog

    November 7, 2011 at 8:58 am

    *giggles*

     

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