Here are my 10 Favorite Rules I Love to Break.
Don’t sniff guests butts- How else am I suppose to get to know these people?
No Begging- YA RIGHT!
No Stepping on Grandpas Head- It’s Huge and hard to avoid.
Stay off the couch- Sleep on the floor…ppleeaassse!
No Chasing Cats- Biologically impossible- I am a beast and they are the demons!
No chewing on Dad’s channel changer- Dads fault for putting it at mouths reach.
No drinking out of the toilet- perfectly good water source.
No nibbling on Uncle Lees Ears- My wrestling foe needs a good nibble.
No Partying after 10pm- Eye Contact= Party Time
No dry humping my stuffies- They need to know whose large and in charge
SOMETIMES IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BAD!