I have to be quick cause I snucked on the computer when mama’s having a rub a dub dub….
There are some things mama made me edit out of my last list to you and I was wondering if you had a few hours to read over my new list of demands….I mean presents. I realize you are quite busy this time of year so if you do not have a few hours tonight I understand…as long as you have a lot of ink in your printer you could print it out….it probably won’t be longer than about 15 or so pages….if you like I could present the list into chapters or priority presents…what ever you think would be most reader friendly. I would really like to reiterate that these gifts are things that I really need.
1. Harley Davidson for dad with a side car attached for ME. Picture this Santa: Benny H. Wrinklebottom in the sidecar with aviator sunglasses on and a red scarf blowing in the wind. The chicks would totally dig that.
2. Aviator glasses
3. Red scarf
I not sure if you do this or not but I think i really would like this.
1. A swift kick to my neighbours butt. He’s a twelve year old boy who thinks it’s funny to taunt me on the other side of the fence.
2. A good pair of steel toe boots in your size that I would return to you for the butt kicking.
1. A music studio in my basement. I think i want to be a rap star and I don’t want to commute to a studio if possible (well maybe if I can do in my sidecar…we can discuss that later though)
2. I solid gold necklace with a huge money sign pendent
3. An entourage of super cool dogs to be my “peeps”
BOOGER HEAD!!!! Mama’s out of the bath and heading this way….Santa H. Claus….I gotta jet otherwise I be in TROUBLE.