A day in the life…

16 Jan

A Typical Day Looks Something Like This:

6:30   Big stretch on bed, kick mama in ribs a couple of times to let her know I’m still there.

7:00  Jump out of bed, go outside to take care of business and then sit by the fridge- wait for hot dog.

8:00   Still waiting for morning hot dog. Mom puts dog food on the floor. I pretend not to see it.

8:30   When mom leaves room, take a few bites of kibble, spit on the floor in disgust.

9:00    Car Ride and Dog Park.

9:15    Dog Park:  Run, chase, sniff, wee, poo, wrestle, hide, hop, gallop, bounce and roll.

11:00   Arrive home- morning siesta……zzzzzzz

1:00    Ground patrol for any food nuggets that Dad might have dropped after lunch. Reluctantly eat my kibble.

2:00    Chew time- sometimes it’s channel changers, bras, shoes, stuffies, xbox controllers, towels.

4:00    High speed run in the backyard, roll in something good…howl when mom tries to wipe my feet.

5:00    Dinner supervision- sit in front of oven, sit at peoples feet as they eat, beg, drool, pout, moan.

5:30    Reluctantly eat more kibble.

6:00    Wrestlemania 612 with a big panda stuffie named Boris. Victory rewarded with Peanut butter in Kong.

6:30    Last ground patrol of evening, drag tongue on floor in front of oven.

7:00    Jump on dads head- watch hockey – beg for popcorn.

8:00    Stretch out my bones on bed and dream about my days events. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Posted by on January 16, 2012 in Life Lessons


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8 responses to “A day in the life…

  1. rumpydog

    January 16, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    You’re living the good life there my friend! Hey, ya wanna be a guest on my blog sometime?

    • bennywrinklebottom

      January 17, 2012 at 6:57 am

      Of Course! That would be like winning an Oscar- You are an interview Guru!

  2. Twinkle & the feisty4poo-mix dogs

    January 16, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    i like the 9:15 activity…makes me wish we have a dog park here in our area – Vanilla Bean

    • bennywrinklebottom

      January 17, 2012 at 6:59 am

      Dog parks are great- I love the freedom of running around and acting a fool.When I act a fool in the house…..I get in trouble……

  3. Milka [the Great Dane]

    January 21, 2012 at 6:22 am

    Love your daily schedule! BOL

    I must say mine includes a few more siestas… but, well… I’m still growing… gotta sleep a lot! 😉

    Loved your blog, by the way. I’m following it now.

    Big smoochie!


  4. pippadogblog

    January 26, 2012 at 12:52 am

    What a busy dog you are. I would collapse with exhaustion by lunchtime doing all that. Read your interview on Rumpy’s and thought it was really good.

  5. twoblackdoggies

    January 26, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Sounds like a fabulous way to spend the day! Our two black dogs don’t have human company during a working day but chasing the magpies and miner birds out of the yard keep them entertained.

  6. The Hook

    January 28, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    That’s a full day…


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