6:30 Big stretch on bed, kick mama in ribs a couple of times to let her know I’m still there.
7:00 Jump out of bed, go outside to take care of business and then sit by the fridge- wait for hot dog.
8:00 Still waiting for morning hot dog. Mom puts dog food on the floor. I pretend not to see it.
8:30 When mom leaves room, take a few bites of kibble, spit on the floor in disgust.
9:00 Car Ride and Dog Park.
9:15 Dog Park: Run, chase, sniff, wee, poo, wrestle, hide, hop, gallop, bounce and roll.
11:00 Arrive home- morning siesta……zzzzzzz
1:00 Ground patrol for any food nuggets that Dad might have dropped after lunch. Reluctantly eat my kibble.
2:00 Chew time- sometimes it’s channel changers, bras, shoes, stuffies, xbox controllers, towels.
4:00 High speed run in the backyard, roll in something good…howl when mom tries to wipe my feet.
5:00 Dinner supervision- sit in front of oven, sit at peoples feet as they eat, beg, drool, pout, moan.
5:30 Reluctantly eat more kibble.
6:00 Wrestlemania 612 with a big panda stuffie named Boris. Victory rewarded with Peanut butter in Kong.
6:30 Last ground patrol of evening, drag tongue on floor in front of oven.
7:00 Jump on dads head- watch hockey – beg for popcorn.
8:00 Stretch out my bones on bed and dream about my days events. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz