I hope you had time to review my last letter to you. As you can obviously see I am a good guy with only a smidgen of naughtiness in my bones. After much careful consideration I composed a 10 page wish list for your consideration but Mom made me edit it down to one page only (despite the fact that I threw myself on the floor kicking and howling in protest.)
None the less, here it is…
a) A side of beef ribs
b) 13 new stuffies with squeakies that are indestructible
c) A ham
d) Some new running shoes for Mom cause she’s too slow on our walks
e) A solid gold grill for my front two teeth so that I could look like a gangsta (good for my street cred)
f) An electric hoist to raise me up and down to get into the car (why waste the energy jumping)
g) A roast chicken
h) A copy of the movie “Point Break” starring my favorite actor Patrick Swayze
i) A girlfriend so that my friends will be jealous
j) Peace at the Dog Park (mom made me throw that one in- I wanted a pair of sweet sunglasses for cruising the dog park).
That’s the list Santa….If you need more suggestions, please let me know cause I have nine other pages in the recycling bin as we speak.
Benny H. Wrinklebottom.