Singles Ad From Benny H.

21 Jan

Valentines Day is fast approaching I better get a jump on it!

SFM (single fawn male) looking for a voluptuous life partner of any breed, size or age. Me: I am about 3 ft tall and 50lbs with outstanding hind muscles and a slight muffin-top. I enjoy wrestling in the mud and smelling people in inappropriate places. I am currently unemployed, live at home with my parents and spend a fair amount of the day licking myself on the couch.  You: are someone who will enjoy an evening by the fire licking peanut butter out of a kong while watching Bruce Lee and Patrick Swayze movies. You are lover of long walks in a off leash park and a special dog who has a certain comfort level with the occasional and unintentional punch to the head (I am a boxer pup who is easily excited after all). We: will be the Beyonce and Jay Z of the dog park.

Cats need not apply!



Posted by on January 21, 2012 in Life Lessons


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15 responses to “Singles Ad From Benny H.

  1. Bassetmomma

    January 21, 2012 at 8:38 am

    Ha!Ha!Ha! I’m sure you won’t have a problem this Valentine’s day!

  2. Doctor Vet

    January 21, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Oo Benny! You are quite the catch! I will spread the word!

  3. Milka [the Great Dane]

    January 21, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    Oh… I’d fall for you! 😀

    • bennywrinklebottom

      January 21, 2012 at 2:00 pm

      (puts paws on jowls to cover blushing cheeks) A can’t believe a supermodel like you would consider a little runt like me! (gets up and starts chasing rear end in celebration).

  4. Reba Messina (@GotMutt)

    January 22, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    WOW Benny! If I wasn’t such an old lady I would be chasing you all over. I’m afraid however that your outstanding hind muscles would be too much for me. You sound so much like the human boys on Jersey Shore and that turns me on. BOL! Reba

  5. rumpydog

    January 22, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    Oh Dog!!!!

  6. Twinkle & the feisty4poo-mix dogs

    January 25, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    bol! yar a prepared pooch… 😉 – Vanilla Bean

  7. CATachreis

    January 26, 2012 at 12:38 am

    Oh Benny, we saw your interview over at Rumpy’s and decided you were a buff bloke. We can even forgive you for your character flaw re cats! 🙂

    • bennywrinklebottom

      January 26, 2012 at 7:29 am

      Hi Austin the Cat! Just so you know…I respect cats for their advanced levels of martial arts but that is why I fear them too. One too many ninja moves to my left jowl if you know what I mean!

  8. Twinkle & the feisty4poo-mix dogs

    January 26, 2012 at 12:46 am

    p.s. my humans are soo amused with this ad…also i’m passing to ya the Versatile Blogger Award… here’s the link …

  9. Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

    January 26, 2012 at 10:51 am

    Benny, we bet you have the ladies lined up at your door.

    We love your header – nice effect.

    Woos – Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  10. Bongo

    January 27, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    Hi Benny – I found you over on Rumpy’s site and thought I’d stop by. Your blog is pawsome. I hope you find your dream date for Valentine’s Day.

  11. The Hook

    January 28, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    Good luck, Benny!

  12. Milka [the Great Dane]

    February 11, 2012 at 5:12 am

    Hi sweetie… I handed you the One Lovely Blog Award!

    Read more about it here:



  13. Milka [the Great Dane]

    February 19, 2012 at 4:03 am

    Hi Benny…

    Just to let you know I handed you The HUG Award…

    You can read all about it here:

    Big smoochie my friend!



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